The Bride – Tiegan
Cheeky, chaotic, and the reason tourists now think Nessie ran for Parliament. Drives coaches around Scotland while casually making up history. Obsessed with animals, armed with endless dinosaur facts, and will act offended when people ask if tattoos hurt (they don’t, apparently). Known to enable bad decisions, so maybe don’t tell her your ideas unless you’re ready to follow through.
The Groom – Daryl
Golden retriever in human form. Quietly in the military, loudly into Warhammer. Loves painting tiny models, bought a drum kit he never uses, and keeps threatening to get back into skateboarding. Laughs at his own jokes, fortunately nobody else does. Tiegan says he’s the funniest person she knows. We’re still verifying that.
Their Story
It all started with a Tinder swipe in lockdown and a mutual love for tattoos and loud music. Cue a series of mildly illegal Covid adventures, a move-in after 4.5 months, and an 8-month deployment that proved they were the real deal. The proposal? A delirious 1:30am moment before a music festival, with bags packed and zero chill. They’ve been enabling each other’s nonsense ever since, including that massive rib tattoo that definitely did make Daryl cry (he’ll deny it, but we know the truth).
